|"I enjoy long walks by the beach, and political drama. LOVING LIFE. Looking for a long-term relationship only."|
So in the past couple days various of my friends have posted to their Facespace messages such as "I hate Tinder, nobody ever meets me from it." Have heart my many 40-something female friends!
Here is your competition:
|"I eat paper."|
Or this lovely OKCupid profile...
|"I literally ooze you with love."|
So if you know a guy you want to date, and he seems non-committal, just send him this:
And for those of you who have not seen this one: