Thursday, September 18, 2014

Humor and Not Humor

http://imgur.com/gallery/RtkOH

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/page/12/

http://theweek.com/article/index/266665/the-science-of-sex-4-harsh-truths-about-dating-and-mating

I have another blog post stored up but I wanted to point out these links first because I find the increased study of  "dating" as a sociological subject matter interesting.

I don't have words to explain this particular dating ritual I saw last night.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Date screwups and you



So a few days ago I was driving a date home, and  . . . wait, let me back up. I live in a residential neighborhood in Miami Beach that has a number of elderly residents who are politically active. That means they attend all the commission meetings (identical in all respects to an episode of Parks and Recreation). They've managed to declare the area I'm in as a "historical district" which makes it hard do any work on your house. Keep in mind every house in South Beach is below flood zone, which makes any kind of historical designation nonsensical.

In any case, at one of these meetings I opened up on the mic and said to the assembly that "Palm View is not a retirement village".

Ever since I said that, locals have been having their dogs leave me presents on the area just outside my gate, passive aggressively.  So this night after running into my house to get something real quick right before driving her home I went back to the car and stepped in one of their presents. This smelled up the whole car immediately, and it's hard to work "I think I stepped in dog poo" into your post-date conversation unless you are a lot wittier than I am. So I left it unsaid, which probably was even worse!

I don't have any tinder tips today, but I figured I'd post this as a note about the sorts of bullshit guys tend to fail at when dating. :>

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Norway

One of my female friends who is traveling posted the following things to me as reminder as to how funny Tinder is.

"My cat's name is Thor. You will come to love him."

"And probably citrus fruit to stave off scurvy was also the treasure."

"Balloons make me happy."

"Halloween is my fav...we don't celebrate Halloween in Norway?"

"I look so good I'm incredulous about it."


A girl last night suggested we communicate in Espranto to avoid all misunderstandings, which is probably the most charming thing I've heard in years.